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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Swimming world body to banish athletes and supporters of doping-fueled event in Las Vegas - AP News

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

No go.

What made you feel satisfied about your life today?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Marin health officer urges quick COVID vaccination - Marin Independent Journal

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

share office space ...

What Is Agentic AI? Everything to Know About Artificial Intelligence Agents - CNET

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

35 Father’s Day Gifts For Anyone Who Still Doesn’t Know What The Heck To Get Their Dad - BuzzFeed

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Why do some men love sucking cocks?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How long can someone with narcissistic tendencies maintain a facade of fake love before their true self is revealed? Is there a specific trigger or amount of time that causes them to reveal their true nature?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Does a narcissist ever get their comeuppance/karma for the vile things they've done? Such as cheating, smear campaign, etc.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Nuclear rocket engine for Moon and Mars - European Space Agency

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Geert Wilders: Dutch government collapses as far-right leader exits coalition - BBC