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10.06.2025 00:11

No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Swimming world body to banish athletes and supporters of doping-fueled event in Las Vegas - AP News
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
No go.
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
share office space ...
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Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Why do some men love sucking cocks?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Everyone loved it.
Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Nuclear rocket engine for Moon and Mars - European Space Agency
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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